Though the excitement of this bloodsport defies description, there have been some who
have endeavored to capture the true spirit of the conquest and struggle that is R~P~S:
"I had my butt handed to me on a plate."
~ Nicholai Machiavelli
"A bloodsport demanding of subtle
strategy and fearless tactics."
~ Damian Hammontree
"This game will grab you like a rabid pit bull on
~ Lame Gamers Monthly
"Don't underestimate its potential for
~ Brittany Spears
"An amazing computer implementation of the time
capturing the same intensity and brutal confrontations of the real-life version."
~ Prof. Adlai Schmutzhoffen
Altara Institute of Higher Learning
Department of Game Theory
"Not a pastime for the faint of
~ Dingus Ringmaster
"Play by email? Hell, it's *slay* by email!"
~ The Right Revered Isaac P. Chuzzlewitz
"I just play 'em one day at a time and,
the good lord willing,
things will turn out all right."
~ 'Nuke' Lalouche
"...so for the game's spunk and general appeal, I give
a big thumb's up! How 'bout you, Roger?...What?!... Uh, no, that
was a thumb's up,
not a rock you idiot! Hey, put those scissors away or
I'll break your grubby little
No! It doesn't count!"
<loud crash off camera>
~ Gene Siskel
"R~P~S packs more excitement into one
than a 6 hour game of quidditch!"
~ Harry Potter
"R~P~S is a slick improvement over the old
R~R~R games we
used to play back in the Pleistocene."
~ Grognar the Barbarian
"Hello! My name eez Inigo Montoya. Yew
keeled mah fathair weeth thee sceezors. Brebare to die."
~ Inigo Montoya
"Now, what beat rock ag'in?"
"The rumours are true: the R~P~S web site is a unique
~ Gill Bates
"Worst web site ever."
~ Comic Book Guy
"Aristotle, Socrates, Albert Einstein, and even Jesus
R~P~S. Now it's my turn."
~ Nick Johnston
If you've got a quotable quote about this undeniably kick-butt contest
send it to the Gamemaster!